My way of showing my affection every year!

First Movie

Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander

First Channel

YouTube (My preference over here in US)

First Sport

Table Tennis

First meal

Bread-Butter

First Call

Home

First Website

http://www.blog.netgautam.com

First Song

Pehla Nasha

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First Movie

First Channel

First Sport

First meal

First Call

First Website

First Song

It is 07/07/07 tomorrow - Kinda lucky number!

Previously it was

xxx.xxx.xx.145

Now it is

xx.xx.x.151

1 and 5 are always there. Also the new IP address makes up to something special - the lucky spot just like my eid which also makes the same figure.

A logic which always works (it worked for we five close childhood friends at least).

If you want to -

• Move out of her life
• Don’t want a close relation with her which you think, is becoming
• Want to forget her less painfully (which happens in most of the cases)
• Don’t want to be with her anymore
• Want her to forget you
• Can’t tolerate her anymore
• Started liking someone else

PROPOSE HER

AnD

If you -

• Don’t want to loose her
• Want her to be in your life forever
• Don’t want to hurt her
• Want her to be remembering you always
• Don’t want to make her angry
• Started feeling like you can’t live without her
• Love her truly madly deeply

Never, I repeat, NEVER EVER PROPOSE HER. If you still want to, still DON’T PROPOSE HER especially when she is a typical Indian girl.

If you want to really be with her forever - just this one decision will bring 90% of all your happiness or misery…so take it very careful, no matter how much time it takes. So if you really want your girl to be your life-partner, go and offer her a beautiful diamond (although every diamond is beautiful for a girl) and still , don’t speak much (after all you are a male and not a female that you can’t control over your tongue) but ask her. Let her speak.

If she accepts, you have made the best choice in this world otherwise, she is the most foolish girl in this world - the one who doesn’t love her best friend, The Diamond (after all, Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend).

It is something which was always kept as a secret between we guys but now, on the verge of getting into anything serious, we including myself, wanted to apologize for all those misdeeds as teenagers, at this place.

So in geek words, rather statements -

   1: int rejectionDecision = -1;

   2: int acceptanceDecision = -1;

   3:  

   4: String[] RejectionDecisionContainer = {“‘Move out of her life”,“Don\’t want a close relation with her which you think, is becoming”,“Want to forget her less painfully (which happens in most of the cases)”,“Don\’t want to be with her anymore”,“Want her to forget you”,“Can\’t tolerate her anymore”,“Started liking someone else”};

   5: String[] AcceptanceDecisionContainer = {“Don\’t want to loose her”,“Want her to be in your life forever”,“Don\’t want to hurt her”,“Want her to be remembering you always”,“Don\’t want to make her angry”,“Started feeling like you can\’t live without her”,“Love her truly madly deeply”};

   6:  

   7: for (int i=0;i<RejectionDecisionContainer.length;i++)

   8:     if(decisionString.equals(RejectionDecisionContainer[i])) {

   9:         rejectionDecision = i;

  10:     }

  11:  

  12: if(rejectionDecision == -1)

  13:     for (int i=0;i<AcceptanceDecisionContainer.length;i++)

  14:         if(decisionString.equals(AcceptanceDecisionContainer[i])) {

  15:             acceptanceDecision = i;

  16:         }

  17:  

  18: if(rejectionDecision != -1) {

  19:  

  20:     switch(rejectionDecision) {

  21:     

  22:     case 1:

  23:     case 2:

  24:     case 3:

  25:     case 4:

  26:     case 5:

  27:     case 6:

  28:     case 7:

  29:         PROPOSE HER;

  30:         break;

  31:     default:

  32:         DON’T PROPOSE HER;

  33:     }

  34: } else {

  35:     switch(acceptanceDecision) {

  36:     case 1:

  37:     case 2:

  38:     case 3:

  39:     case 4:

  40:     case 5:

  41:     case 6:

  42:     case 7:

  43:         OFFER HER DIAMOND RING AND LET HER SPEAK;

  44:         break;

  45:     default:

  46:         MAY I KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?;

  47:     }

  48: }

  49:  

I have never discussed it before but I couldn’t stop myself from disclosing it - the funny search terms pointing to my website. Although I never wanted to share any user data but I think by talking about search terms, I myself don’t know about the user at all.

Here is a term which landed over my website and made me smile one more time - how to recover your ex girlfriend. Just Google it and you will see my blog among top results. I myself never knew that I have reached at the stage of providing consultation in love matters but at least, my blog has. The post which is shown among the search results is A LETTER TO EX-GIRLFRIEND which I had posted long time back in this year. It was really a pleasant experience to see some lovers pondering over this website. Of course, I also love to be in love matters and have been writing about personal experiences now and then .

There are also other search terms which have been bringing love-birds to my website and few of those search terms which I remember from long time are - girl friends in gurgaon (Mates) and getting married in punjab (Punjab). This second term had disturbed me sometime but after close analysis, I could understand that after going recent marriages of close friends and sharing their experiences, and then having 66% married people in our lunch team (Architecture + DWH combined) , it is pretty obvious that you start getting into the marriage matters. Just yesterday, Deepak was discussing with other sufferers about how to make your married life colorful and there were lot of tips showered on the newly married and the enthusiasts. And today, matrimonial websites were the subject of conversation over lunch…in fact I was the one to get into this subject at very start saying that I have never been to any matrimonial website.

Well, now I think, I am poised to mention total seven search terms among my blog stats (of course on same subject) out of which, three I have already mentioned. Rest 4 of the terms goes like -

4. impressing a girl (Impressing a girl) - well now that counts, I don’t know from where people find search terms for getting personal matters. I had never expected if someone will ever be able to read it after it got buried under my archives but it is happening.
5. marriage invitation content in hindi (An innovative marriage invitation) - I had posted this invitation and also appreciated it. May be, one reason of posting it was because there were marriages of my friends going in that season!
6. i love pink (Why do they love Pink) - A funny question which keeps appearing in my mind again and again that why the creatures, mostly called stupid, can love such a cute color, the pink color, and why only one color?
7. nick names of girls in India (Few Forwards about Girls and Chennai) - Well I am completely clueless about this one…