Old text but true as always.

Most of the times, this is what they mean…literally but still girls are cute!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
   Right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
   Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
   Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
   And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
   Usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
   often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
   Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
   Can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
   You’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying GET LOST YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
   This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
   Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Noticed this wonderful quote today, courtesy Anish.

"Boys use word friendship to start LOVE, Girls use same word to end LOVE.

Same word but different attitude, this OOPS concept is called  POLYMORPHISM"

Looks like formed by a programmer and originated somewhere from India…

She told me that she hates (not dislike) Shahrukh and hence Pepsi.

Other day she told me that she likes Pakistan. She is an NRI or should I say confused NRI who likes other nation but not one of her own countrymen, the one known for good values.

Moreover she is first lady I came across who knows who Shahrukh is but doesn’t like him. Hey you other girls, are you listening?

As per an expert, Girlish can be defined in one sentence -

You know, you can but still you don’t want to

To explain it,

You know that, you can do that but still you don’t want to do that

Here, that can be replaced with anything. But that is so sweet of them - was the reply.

First ever Indian automobile company which took risk of going by gender (of course, inspired from western trend) while promoting their brand new product saying -

MEN ARE BACK