Net 2.0 :: Nitesh Gautam » Fundas http://www.netgautam.com/wordpress A Technophile blogger Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:19:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Longest day of week http://www.netgautam.com/wordpress/2010/05/22/longest-day-of-week/ http://www.netgautam.com/wordpress/2010/05/22/longest-day-of-week/#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 17:37:01 +0000 Nitesh Gautam http://www.netgautam.com/wordpress/2010/05/22/longest-day-of-week/ As a regular employee,

I consider Tuesday as longest day among weekdays.

  
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from Sholay

through 3/6 Gabbar-Kalia Goli act

 

Sholay

 

and

he concluded his Probability Research after 35 years

in Teen Patti

by proving it in Casino environment.

 

    Teen Patti

  
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Best things in life are free

but most of the times

we keep running after the things which cost a lot.

  
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Meetings are a way of good time pass

and

Excuse for those who want to avoid work

but

Irony is that we cannot avoid them

…Be it for Good, Better, Bad or Worse

 

  
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The US has made a new weapon

that destroys people but keeps the building standing.

Its called the stock market.

- Jay Leno

  
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The more she know,

The more she does not know

because

The more she gets confused.

  
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Do not think before falling in love

take my advice…

 

Oh my…may I do hat as well in at some point in my life or will always remain curious about this thing called Love!

 

Disclaimer: This advice is purely based on the cases I have come across and have no individual experience as such D

  
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When lot of people follow the wrong way,

you wish that you had chosen that way as well

but still

brave are those

who have, do and will always love their country

and keep goal of country’s betterment

above all the personal interests

 

- For all so called NRIs and NRI status seekers

(written in disappointment caused by close mate)

  
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Two games are worth playing:-

Stocks and Girls

 

- Dhami

  
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If a guy vomits: "Kamine, kaha se pee ke aaya?"

Moral: No matter who vomits, the guy is always the kamina!!

  
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You know that a person is really a chatterbox

 

when he/she is called so by some other chatterbox.

  
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your colleague supports you

 

although you know that he is already paid quite well

 

and

 

much much better than you.

  
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Law 1 : The good looking babes always join other projects.

Law 2 : Your project is always an ALL – MALE team.

  
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As you grow on your level in society,

you start receiving lesser phone calls

and

just one (if single) or no call at midnight

on your Birthday!

 

- As confessed by a good friend

  
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It is really hard to wait for the right girl in life

Especially when wrong ones are damn cute

  
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Your friend sacrifices his love for you

   

Another colleague snatches that girl

   

BECAUSE you could never tell her your feelings

  
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The financial situation at the moment is so bad

that women are now marrying for love

- Dhami (credit)

  
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Behind every successful man

there is a woman

…generally unsuccessful but having lot of Experience

  
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Experience is the name people give to their mistakes.

  
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your boss promises it to you for next year.

 

Either you or your boss resigns within coming year.

  
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As everyone wishes, you live a very Happy Married Life

but then

did someone ever mentioned,

how happy your friends and colleagues feel about you

after you get married?

  
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Your roommate is the one

 

who knows you better than

 

anyone else…

  
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One PASSIMISTIC towards life

Other CRAZY about going abroad

  
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