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Ek Chutki Code

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 | E-Mail This Post/Page | |
(Forwards, Just like that!)

Received this hilarious forward today which duplicates lines for Software Developers which are directly picked from Hindi flick Om Shanti Om -

 

Ek Chutki code ki keemat tum kya jaano HR Babu?

Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek chutki code

Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code

Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code

Ek Chutki

Bugs ka bhandaar hai ek chutki code

TL ki shikayat ka aadhar hai ek chutki code

Release ke samay ninde udata hai ek chutki code

Nanhe se logic ke liye 1000 line ka hota hai ek chutki code

Back pain karata hai ek chutki code

Tension se takla kar deta hai ek chutki code

Per phir bhi hume salary dilata hai Yeh ek chutki code!!

 

Hamari Hindi filmon ki tarah hamare

Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai …

Happyzz Endingzzz …

Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho

Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ……

 

Thank you, Anish

  

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Indian parliament plagued by Forward hoaxes

Wednesday, March 12, 2008 | E-Mail This Post/Page | |
(Forwards, India, Journalism, Just like that!, Nationalist, Places)

Just yesterday while reading this news in Times Of India, I realized that I received this mail years back and it was proved to be hoax.

 

The news went like - 36% of scientists at NASA are Indians: Govt survey.

 

Of course, any Indian will get interested in reading more of this news after going through such interesting title and getting into detailed news, you get to know that there are 34% Indian employees at Microsoft and 17% at Intel. Voila what a feeling you get specially knowing that these all facts are provided by our own minister of state for HRD, D Purandeshwari in Rajya Sabha (Parliament House).

 

Just imagine, how thrilled you will feel when you will be getting a similar mail with title - Be A Proud Indian with lot and lot of facts listed down in subject. One such mail I had received in year 2005 and along-with many facts, it contained lot of false data. Find the content of mail below with the link over Internet. And after about three years to that, our minister is presenting all those numbers as facts without checking their truthfulness. Three years is quite long time. Even if minister had figured out that it is 3 years old data, he might had refrained from sharing it but looks like he was in very much hurry to share them in defense of the country’s higher education system and the state of research.

 

I wouldn’t be getting into details about minister even knowing about him more than average but these are we Indians who select such leaders and should be ready to bear with such statements.

 

Here is the excerpt of news -

 

36% of scientists at NASA are Indians: Govt survey

NEW DELHI: If you thought that Global Indian Takeover was just a hollow cliche leaning on a few iconic successes like Pepsi’s Indra Nooyi, Citibank’s Vikram Pandit and steel world’s Lakshmi Mittal, there is a slew of statistics now to give it solid ballast.

The extent to which desis have made an impact in the US was reeled off in the Rajya Sabha — as many as 12% scientists and 38% doctors in the US are Indians, and in NASA, 36% or almost 4 out of 10 scientists are Indians.


If that’s not proof enough of Indian scientific and corporate prowess, digest this: 34% employees at Microsoft, 28% at IBM, 17% at Intel and 13% at Xerox are Indians.
And the House of Elders also heard some startling facts about a country that’s still stuck with a Third World tag — 20% of gold in the world is used by Indians and nine out of 10 diamonds used in the world are made in India.

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Nine words women use

Sunday, February 3, 2008 | E-Mail This Post/Page | |
(Forwards, Genders, Just like that!)

Old text but true as always.

Most of the times, this is what they mean…literally but still girls are cute!

 

  1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    Right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    Usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    Can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    You’re welcome.
  8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying GET LOST YOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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Height of Cubical Day celebration

Friday, October 19, 2007 | E-Mail This Post/Page | |
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One of the hilarious forwards about the work place humor I received in long time )

 

Cubical Day

 

I would appreciate the artistry and guts of guy in pic.

Thank you, Pavan.

  

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Bar Stool Economics

Wednesday, September 12, 2007 | E-Mail This Post/Page | |
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A bit old but thought provoking forward -

 

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.

 

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.”

 

Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

 

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

 

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

 

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!”
“That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

 

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

 

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

  

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